he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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