oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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