that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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