I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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