I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just want nice things and good sex
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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