If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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