Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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