Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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