Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Randomize
