summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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