My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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