I feel like abortions should bother me more
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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