6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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