5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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