Don't you send me to vm
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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