are you still at the devil's house?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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