I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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