He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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