Pappa wants mamma naked
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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