I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
