he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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