hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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