so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
