I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
