Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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