i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can't turn off my feet"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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