I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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