Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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