i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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