so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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