Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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