idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
