What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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