i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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