I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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