I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
two words: eviction party
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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