During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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