can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
