How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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