Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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