Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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