why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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