Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
