i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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