I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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