Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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