I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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