I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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