Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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