i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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