Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just want nice things and good sex
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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