Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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