So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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