yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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